Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me.

Mama, te importaria prestarme tu lapiz labial ? pq quiero al menos estar bonito para la proxima vez que quieras joderme.

“I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t you go across the street and buy some condoms because we should at least be safe if you’re going to fuck me, mom.”

Oh, tengo una mejor idea. pq no cruzas la calle y compras condones ya que deberias al menos estar seguros si vas a joderme mama.

“You might as well go buy some cigarettes too because I like to have a smoke after I get fucked.”

tambien podrias ir y comprar cigarros pq me gusta fumar despues que me joden.

“Could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I’ve been fucked.”

Podriamos al menos parar aquí a comer? pq me gusta estar comido y bebido despues que me han jodido.

You know mom, the least you could do is kiss me first because I like to get kissed before I get fucked.”

Sabes mama, lo menos que podrías hacer es besarme antes, pq me gusta que me besen antes de que me jodan.